Lucky the students don’t understand this gobblygook
Lucky the students don’t understand this gobblygook – But they
will be tested on it.
SAMPLE SENTENCE: “Self-delusion
and self-discipline inhibits the reflective self, the postmodern membrane, the
ecclesiastical impulse forbidden by truth-seeking and sun worship,
problematizing the inchoate structures of both reason and darkness, allowing
knowledge, half-knowledge, and knowledgelessness to undermine and yet
simultaneously overcome the self-loathing that overwhelms the Gnostic challenge
facing Biblical scribes, folksingers, and hip-hop rappers alike.”
It’s not just right-wing populists who are worried that some
academic humanities and social science fields are veering into irrelevance. The
latest issue of the left-of-center magazine American Prospect has a depressing
report by the leftist Occidental professor Peter Dreier on his experience
submitting a bogus paper to a humanities conference and getting it accepted. .
. .
He also includes
examples of the type of real humanities work that led him to undertake this
experiment (he saw sentences elsewhere like: “Given the attitudes generated by
our sense of a place, critical perspectives that only target overt structures
within city systems are incomplete” and “Theoretical, conceptual and
methodological choices must be framed in relation to concrete explanatory and
interpretive dilemmas, not ontological foundations.”)
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: “Are STEM Syllabi
Gendered? A Feminist Critical Discourse Analysis…there is an opportunity for
STEM courses to reduce the perception of courses as difficult and unfriendly
through language use in the syllabi, and also as a guide for
how to use less competitive teaching methods and grading profiles that
could improve the experience of female students.”
As Steve Hayward of Power Line adds, “In
other words, dumb it down and practice grade inflation for the girls in the
class, who are no different from boys, don’t you ever forget.”
Close all the schools; kill all the lawyers. The ways and whys
are innumerable; hope for salvaging any
of them still lies locked in Pandora’s box.