Some big outrages

I am outraged by liberal, political correctness gone mad. in the big O’s administration.

1. Bicycles, older library books and youth-model ATV’s which contain lead in places which manufacturers say children won’t reach with their mouths, if at all, are illegal to sell or distribute.

2. Eco-friendly Easter eggs for the ‘roll’ on the White House lawn, are fashioned out of eco-friendly wood, painted with vegetable dyes and wrapped in eco-friendly wrappers.

3. The big O claims that Muslims contribute much to our culture when only 90% of American Arabs are Christian.

4. Home-baked pies for fund raising church activities are illegal because they are not produced in state inspected kitchens.

5. Joe Biden buys an expensive dog from a ‘high profile‘ breeder who is then harassed by PETA and forced into $4000 of legal fees.

6. The big O flies a chef 800 miles from St. Louis to prepare 20 pizzas for him at the White House.

7. The big O refuses to visit Normandy’s World War II cemetery during his visit to France because he doesn’t want to diss the Germans.

8. No one can feed peanuts to the birds at the Statehouse in Madison, WI. because some child with an allergy might touch a nut or pick one up or alas, eat one.

9. A new addiction to tanning beds has been added to the list of compulsions because a woman developed a rash and fed her habit by robbery.

10. The Obamas as symbols of all that’s rich and elite and out of touch with the common people have accepted a Portuguese water spaniel as the new, family pet.

These are by no means the top 10, just the first 10 outrages that I’ve noticed in recent days. I wonder who will care for the family pet that biologically shares the same DNA with a lonely puppy or dog that could have been adopted from a local animal shelter. If you feel like one of those abandoned, unwanted canines (or felines), more than likely headed for euthanasia with millions of others considered useless, then join a crowd at a National Tea Party April 15th, 2009.