Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Man's best friend

Man’s best friend is a dog; man’s worst enemy is a liberal (progressive, collectivist, socialist, communist, etc.) In liberal land, California, the city planners’ term for light shining where it’s not wanted creating urban nuisance is called "light spillage." They can’t have that! It is 3 times more expensive to install politically and environmentally correct (actually incorrect) LED light bulbs as replacements for sodium-vapor lamps. Three times. But they can have this!

EPITAPH TO A DOG

When some proud son of man returns to earth,
Unknown to glory, but upheld by birth,
The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rest below,
When all is done, upon the tomb is seen,
Nor what he was, but what he should have been,
But the poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his master’s own,
Who labors, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonored falls, unnoticed all his worth,
Denied in heaven the soul he held on earth-
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven,
Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power-
Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy smiles hypocrisy, thy words deceit!
By nature vile, ennobled but by name
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.

Ye, who perchance behold this simple urn,
Pass on - it honors none you wish to mourn.
To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one - and here he lies.

George Gordon, Lord Byron’s friend accompanied him through this vale of tears for only 5 ½ years. Liberals will be around forever.

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