All the news that's unfit to speak

Here we go:
1. Toyota recalls automatic defective rearview mirrors so "check behind you before backing up."
2. Columbus schools have 31 new resource officers (who pays?) located in various buildings.
3. San Francisco has no criminals or felons now, just "justice involved persons."
4. Cooper stadium has been empty since 2008;  couldn't it have been used as an agora?
5. "It's raining so don't forget, leave your wipers on."
6. Patriot Mobile's ad says "we have it all" but ends their an with "supplies are limited."

Our private, local library has a $50 collectors edition  tabletop book from Trump's inauguration.  Who knew? I do. People donate any and everything.  Who can believe it?  I do, benefiting 'secondhand.'