Healthy liquids

The only appropriate, healthy liquid to quaff in this end time is hemlock. But I say no. Every media outlet continually tells me to drink healthy liquids when I hydrate in this heat wave. Every ad or announcement refers to my 'health and wellness' and how I can improve them. Courage, I say, ignore them. Courage like the indomitable 'virtu' of Aristotle is needed which implies that I endure and triumph over the enemy(both literally and metaphorically) in order to save my soul.

Interfering, nanny liberals swirl about like vultures trying to take down people like me in America. Intellectuals in the past and present like Thomas Friedman and Barack Obama exhort us to revere socialist or Communist countries like China and Russia. Recently China celebrated its 90th anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party by releasing a movie, "The Beginning of the Great Revival," which whitewashes Chinese history with extravagant propaganda that neglects to mention historical killing periods on the path to 'ethnic independence, liberation, nantional wealth and strength.' Millions of deaths are ignored.

Courage, I say! 'Virtu' is my last best hope for change in the future if we conservatives are to save our beloved country. No , I won't drink the hemlock; that is exactly what liberals want us to do.