'oinks' like a pig

If it 'oinks' like a pig and produces 'pork' it's a liberal Democrat. Anthony Weiner joins a disturbing list of elected officials) mostly liberal Democrats) who have lost a sense of morality. There's no point in asking them to resign; only power and money-hungry sociopaths enter politics or entertainment anyway. What a list of pigs: Bono, John Edwards, Timothy Geithner, Al Gore, Eliot Spitzer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Tony Weiner. Let's also remember Bill Clinton. Forget the minor league Republican sinners of the recent past. Each pig's an immoral elitist, guilty of tax hypocrises, sexual indulgences and/or aristocratic socialist lifestyles. Common characher flaw? The lie.

No I'm not holier than thou, but I pass every stress test for conservativism which naturally negates all of the above transgressions. Even if I sin, I admit it, repent and move on. Pigs just move higher up into political positions of power and try to influence other people's behavior. They master the lie which also includes 'doublespeak'. They impose upon us pearls of wisdom like the explanation from the EPA that outlawing incandescent bulbs will "empower consumers with lighting choices." No choice, just dictat.