4 random thoughts

Bailouts and subsidies are like political enjambments, poetry’s run-on lines. The reader does not stop to catch his breath or shorten his thought because the complete meaning of the phrase or sentence comes after moving through the ends of the lines. The theme of the poem, of course, is that government solves all problems.

When I heard an ad soliciting consumers to "settle their credit card debt in this bailout era," I knew that we responsible spenders have been foolish to live within our means.

For liberals, "free speech accorded conservatives should be a " fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and unbreathed." They call this idea the fairness doctrine.

Getting fit usually equates with being a fanatic personified by "things from California" with jargon like "3 to 5's" referring to k- runs. When California leads, the country follows down a depraved road. ( Note: the Oscars will be handed out this Sunday evening).

Conclusion: Don’t waste time trying to engage in conversation with a liberal because when you look them straight in the eye, they see you upside down.