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I SENT MY THIRD APPEAL TO GLENN AND SEAN; MY TENTH TO RUSH ASKING, "CAN YOU HELP DIRECT ME IN MY CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012?" MAY I REPEAT THAT I AM AS QUALIFIED AS POLITICAL ELITES TO REPRESENT A RENEWAL OF AMERICA. WE SURELY NEED ONE WHEN THE PENTAGON’S NON-WAR BUDGET IS A DEMOCRAT PRIORITY, WEIGHING IN AT 606 BILLION DOLLARS SPREAD AROUND HEALTH, EDUCATION, LABOR AND HUMAN SERVICES. WHAT WASTE OF TAXPAYERS MONIES! 2008 GOES TO HELLARY, OF COURSE, SO MY CAMPAIGN PERFORCE HAS 4 YEARS TO MUSTER MONEY AND PUBLIC SUPPORT. I NEED NO MOTHER, FATHER OR SPOUSE TO VOUCH FOR ME (THINK JOHN MCCAIN) OR VICE VERSA IF YOU SELECT THE SMART ONE, BECAUSE I (OR HE) CHOOSE TO SINK OR SWIM ON MY OWN IDEAS.
OUR BELOVED COUNTRY'S FUTURE LEADERS MUST SYMBOLIZE THE JOY IN DOING WHAT'S RIGHT, NOT PREACH WHAT GOVERNMENT CAN DO FOR ITS DEPENDENTS. TALK OF TOXIC PARTISANSHIP POISONING THIS COUNTRY IS JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL LIE. A RUSH LIMBAUGH CALLER TODAY PROVIDED ME WITH MY 1ST SELECTION FOR A CABINET POST, TINA, THE WIFE OF A SELF-MADE AMERICAN IMMIGRANT FROM CUBA IN 1980. HER STRONG ADVOCATION OF SELF-SUFFICIENCY ECHOES MY CONVICTIONS THAT POSSIBILITY SYMBOLIZES THE AMERICAN DREAM; HARD WORK, AND RESPONSIBLE, MORAL LIVING MAKE IT A REALITY.

THE THREE TENETS OF THE CONSERVATIVE MIND ARE A FREE MARKET ECONOMY SUPPORTED BY LIMITED GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION AND SPENDING, A STRONG STANCE AGAINST CRIMINALS AND TERRORISTS AND A CULTURE SUPPORTING MORAL LIVING. MY REVOLUTIONARY IDEAS REFLECT COMMON SENSE APPLIED TO FACTS. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES: ELIMINATE SOCIAL WELFARE PROGRAMS, SUBSIDIES, EARMARKS, PUBLIC SCHOOLS, UNNECESSARY SPENDING ON ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES, REPEAL SMOKING LAWS THAT DEPRIVE CITIZENS OF THEIR RIGHTS, SPONSOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION AND RESPONSIBLE USE OF THE ENVIRONMENT, EXPLORE NUCLEAR ENERGY AND OIL AND GAS RESERVES, PUNISH TERRORISTS AND CRIMINALS SWIFTLY AND SURELY, PREACH THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND AGAINST INDECENCY, DEPRAVITY AND OBSCENITY IN ENTERTAINMENT, DISCOURAGE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS, ENCOURAGE SAVING AND INVESTING, CREATE A LOW, FLAT TAX ACROSS THE BOARD FOR ALL CITIZENS. YOU GET IT DON'T YOU? POLITICIANS AND THE CONGRESS WHO LIVE IN THE LAND OF ELITES AND LIBERAL LIES AND SOCIALISM MUST GO, SO THAT AMERICA CAN BECOME THE BEST SHE CAN BE. TAKE IT FROM AN UNKNOWN SOLDIER OUT HERE IN OHIO WHO KNOWS. WE HAVE OHIO STATE - MICHIGAN FEVER. WE HAVE CO-OFFENSIVE PLAYERS OF THE YEAR. SO LET'S FIND JOY IN DOING WHAT'S RIGHT AND RENEW AMERICA.