SAUDIS ARISE

ORDINARY PEOPLE OF THE ARAB WORLD, ARISE! THE RECENT BAN ON OWNERSHIP OF PET DOGS AND CATS PROFANES THE PROPHET WITH ITS PROFOUND INTOLERANCE. IN 1945, THE PHILOSOPHER KARL POPPER SAID THAT "UNLIMITED TOLERANCE MUST LEAD TO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF TOLERANCE." THE REVERSE IS EQUALLY TRUE. IN YOUR COUNTRY OF MANIFEST INTOLERANCE, THE BAN ON ANIMAL COMPANIONSHIP IS MANIFESTLY INTOLERANT. YOUR RELIGIOUS LEADERS PRACTICE SELECTIVE AMNESIA WHEN THEY FORGET MOHAMMED'S LOVE FOR CATS. ARISE, AND LET THEM NOT FORGET. LET THEM KNOW, TOO, THAT THIS BAN SETS BACK YOUR CIVILIZATION RATHER THAN ADVANCES IT. DEMAND A THINNER VEIL RATHER THAN A DENSER CLOTH OF REPRESSION. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BEST FRIENDS ARE NOT THE IMANS INFLICTING THEIR INTERPRETATION OF THE KORAN UPON THE PEOPLE. DOGS AND CATS SUCCOR AND SATISFY BASIC HUMAN NEEDS. ANIMAL LOVERS UNITE! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN FROM YOUR CHAINS OF LOVING BONDAGE TO YOUR BELOVED PETS.