NO WAY

I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION
WHERE THE GLITZ OF PANDERING
BLINDS,
WHERE THE WHEEL OF WHORING
SPINS, THE STRING OF VIOLENCE
UNWINDS,
WHERE THE GLORY OF KILLING,
CHEEKY WORDS AND THINNESS
PREVAIL,
WHERE SEXUAL INNUENDOS,
PROFANITY AND VOYEURISM
UNVEIL,
WHERE MOTORING IN INANE WATERS
INDECENCY TRAILS AS JETSAM
IN THE WAKE,
WHERE KATIE COURIC IS SUCCUBUS
AND TERMINATOR REIGNS, WHEN RATINGS
ARE AT STAKE.