Who wins?

Who earns the sadness of the day award? A soccer coach calling his adult players "kids and guys? A dead abortion Doctor's cache of 2200 "products of conception"?  An ad for a pizza joint saying, "buy ANY pizza at full price and get one at 1/2 price but this offer is NOT valid on our ... pizza?"  Alex   
Tribeck dying of pancreatic cancer being overcome with depression now that after his 1st battle he enters his 2nd chemo battle? I'll vote for the last sad soul who cannot discern that his Lord is calling him home.