Laugh in

Remember  "Laugh In" a TV show from the past?  Thirty attorneys general have sponsored a bill to provide massage therapy for opoiod addiction.  Who will pay for this?  Give me a break!  Laugh in your coffee.  Chuckle in your cup. Roll in the aisles.  Anyway you express your laughter, it will not be enough to mitigate the pain of today's leftist nonsense.  Where's common sense?  At the bottom of that coffee or tea cup as dregs. Assuredly.

Also, this AM, I heard that some local high school students put bodily fluids into food made in cooking class - for a 'joke.'  And... other students called in a phony alarm to get out of school.  CLOSE ALL THE SCHOOLS.  Open private institutions of learning, train teachers to wield a stick and dress in black like traditional, volunteer teaching nuns. That's a winning combination.