NANNY AT WORK

Skimmed chocolate milk, baked fries and whole grain pizza crust - who is kidding who in Los Angeles? The population being mostly Hispanic, these 3 servings in the schools are obviously aimed at the obese students who must eat nanny's food offerings. But can we grow 6ft6in basketball or football players with this diet? How will children get around these repulsions (and of course, they will).

Photos of decayed and rotten teeth, infected gums and diseased lungs to deter smokers - who is kidding who? Should we tolerate nanny's warnings aimed at the free choice of Americans? Surely, smokers too will 'get around' these deterents ( as Americans always do).

I heard a public service announcement from Michelle's let's move.gov. today and that did it. Metaphorically speaking, maggots have eaten away at liberals' brains until only mush remains. No more winning athletes, no more stunning scholars, no more self-reliant individuals in the nanny government's realm. Obesity and hunger are now our country's dual crises. Anorexic dictators in our future? Go figure.