Obasm syndrome

Democrats loosened credit and increased debt and the deficit which resulted in the recent economic meltdown. Rich, fat cats like Democrats like Dodd and Frank helped to facilitate it. Now Dodd and President Obama ‘say’ they will tighten lending regulations and attempt to reduce the deficit. How can you tell a liberal Democrat? When he’s or she’s contradicting himself or herself without batting an eye or apologizing for obvious hypocrisy.

The DSM, Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders has just released its 5th edition which expands the definitions of mental illnesses. Drugs regularly treat symptoms not a diagnosis. If the diagnosis were insanity, you might notice a Mr. Sparks who attempted to murder his wife and fellow citizens by flying a plane into an IRS office building. He killed himself and one employee. You also might name liberal Democrats (a crackpot minority) who try to sink America’s boat with their progressive spending and irresponsible debt.

I suggest that we diagnose these liberal, Marxist lunatics who perceive reality in reverse with the Obasm syndrome. The Obasm syndrome is characterized by narcissistic delusions of nannyism, political correctness, secularism, orgiastic power, big brother government and all around hatred of humanity and common sense.

Do you have any further descriptions of the symptoms of Obasm syndrome?