DEAR PRESIDENT

LOYOLA UNIVERSITY October 16, 2009
Mundelein College
1032 W. Sheridan Rd
Chicago, IL 60660

Dear President,
In Mid-February the Gannon Scholars and Department of Fine and Performing Arts presented "The Vagina Monologues" to a packed house in Mundelein. Where has my Mundelein gone? As a ‘62 graduate, I am unknown, but as a life-long learner rather than a compromised politically-correct and morally corrupt discard of Mundelein, I ask again, where has my Mundelein gone? To h... you must answer. Why is there a Women’s Studies and Gender studies program? Is it just to graduate whiners and victims? And what else now holds sway?
I read that Mundelein also hosted a speaker, an eminent environmentalist and activist, to talk about "Sustainability and the Global Food Crisis." Oh double down on distortion and extortion! Why do you profile biodiversity, organic food production and social justice just coded agendas for socialism and liberation philosophy?

Never will I send you a penny of my saved money. My beloved English Professor Mrs. Ewers has donated $2,500 to $4,999 to you with I presume a clear conscience. Shame. Also I note one of my fellow classmates whom I did not know gave thousands to your institution. Even my President, Sister Gannon had the temerity to be photographed at an Annual Tea on April 19th at your now ‘modern’ edifice of learning.

As I said, I am unknown, but by my conservatism and patriotism could serve me as an alternative American President to symbolize and preach the need for a reversal of values.
Perhaps I’m the lone, conservative survivor of my defunct Mundelein College. Surely , I’m the sole candidate for President who philosophically represents a reversal of America’s direction. The types of freedom you platform - to be crude and corrupt, to manipulate and lie - do not define my Alma Mater or my beloved country.

Sincerely,
Carolyn McLaughlin ‘62