Requiescat in ferno

May he rest in Hell - an oxymoron befitting the perverted, disturbed entertainment moron memorialized and laid to rest today by fans equally afflicted by an unnatural need to remember a flawed soul best quickly forgotten. So, while Michael Jackson beats it off the world stage, ethanol enters left. Alternative energy sources should also be quickly forgotten, because they pervert the natural order of things energetic. Wood pellet plants would not exist if "they didn’t have to do it" due to government subsidies. The U.S. gets about 98 times as much energy from natural gas and oil as it does from ethanol and biofuels. Measured on a per-unit-of energy basis, Congress lavishes ethanol and biofuels with subsidies that are 190 times as large as those given to oil and gas. Nature has blessed us with her bounty of oil, coal and natural gas but liberals dismiss them for politically correct alternatives because they spell personal profit and power.