Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Pig out

When an elitist, yuppie, weight-conscious, hedonistic counselor of all inferior beings speaks about "eating mindfully," Americans for whom life is worth living, speak out. "I love food. When I eat something good, I want more... of that (which) brings me pleasure," writes a critic. Another respondent states how "I could ‘learn’ not to love chocolate cake. And eating a couple of bites, by itself, creates the desire form more bites." A third answer sums up the thought of common folk. "Your article made me furious." Only a liberal, life-denying sourpuss could advise me or any other life-affirming individual that "a single mouthful of something can be more satisfying than a larger quantity of you focus on it intently." That’s called meditation. One sits on a carpet for that; I sit at table to truly worship at the altar of goodness. Only a liberal life-denying sourpuss could counsel fellow homo sapiens with mad advice that a ½ eaten scone ( after you force yourself to consume what you dislike) would not result in hunger sooner. Only a liberal, life-denying, biological psychiatrist with an agenda could declare that "sugar and fatty foods deplete the brain’s pleasure chemicals..which then lowers self-esteem." Only a liberal, reality denier could claim that exercise is a more productive way to satisfy cravings. Any fool knows that exercise absorbs calories and naturally whets the appetite. Only a liberal ‘loves’ to make life a living Hell without a source of joy or inspiration or thank you to God. Ironically, God only exists for liberal life deniers as a reflection in the mirror, which, remember, is mortal.

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