Liberal Fascism in the cafeteria

Under the auspices of elitist, liberal Democrat, Yuppie Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, the Congressional cafeteria has instituted some changes. Instead of meat loaf, Mahi Mahi (high class, expensive fish) will be served. Instead of processed cheese (perfectly adequate nutrition for the ‘masses’), Brie will appear. Raspberry tarts replace old-fashioned jello (a low-calorie childhood favorite). Of course, no smoking will be allowed on the premises (in line with the Democrats’ democratic program of stripping away individual rights and pleasures). Economic freedoms will follow culinary choices on the liberal agenda (certain corporate entities have already been identified for restrictions). Because America has had more money than brains (as shown in the Bank lending crisis the result of a cash flow out of all private and public, financial orifices) Americans must be penalized. Liberals not only strip away our rights, they also, true to their hypocritical natures, strip away our duties as citizens. Through the help of the Community Action Commission, a welfare based government agency, some people (who meet certain poverty guidelines) can have their taxes prepared for free. No end is in sight to the waste of taxpayers’ monies (even if some people don’t pay taxes) to achieve the ends of liberal socialism. Elites get those beneath them to pay for their privileges as the poor are encouraged to be needy, lazy victims in a society in which they do not contribute their fair share. Liberal Fascism upsets me to the point I want to puke my sweet, green, wiggly low-class jello.