Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy Old Year

Ring out the old, ring in the new! The old PPP, proper prior parenting, had been replaced by the new PPP, Pubescent pregnant pigs. Progress? Not when reality still involves adolescents’ brains programing them to try risky behaviors. Not when newspaper editors fail to use the English language properly, as they look to "set the stage down the road, "and boast about "tapering into what we do." How are we moving forward? "Ladies first," once was a catch phrase to depict respect for the opposite sex. Now these politically correct watch words imply that women are slower to formulate difficult questions following a lecture session so a concession must be made to their ‘different’ brains. Progress? The old PPP faced the realities of separate but equal sexual orientations and the need for moral standards of behavior. The new PPP allows ladies to be given affirmative action via liberal, feminist, dictatorial principles. The new PPP celebrates unmarried, adolescent motherhood which is beyond the pale.

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