ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY

IS IT TRUE OR FALSE WHAT PRESIDENT HARRY S. TRUMAN BELIEVED IN 1954? "THE PRESIDENT WHO DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT WITH THE CONGRESS WASN'T ANY GOOD ANYHOW." TRUE OR FALSE? " PEOPLE LOOK TO THE PRESIDENT TO SAY A FIRM 'NO' TO THOSE WHO WISH TO DESTROY OTHERS THROUGH FEAR AND INNUENDO." IF TRUE, ON BOTH ACCOUNTS, GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE BEST LEADER WE'VE HAD IN A LONG WHILE. IF FALSE, AND OUR CHIEF EXECUTIVE CAPITULATES TO HIS CONGRESS HOLDING A MAJORITY OF OPPOSITION VOTES, EVIL TRIUMPHS. IF FALSE AND OUR PRESIDENT CAVES IN TO THE DEMOCRATS' LIBERAL AGENDA OF PANIC-MONGERING AND MICRO MANAGEMENT, COMMON SENSE WILL CONTINUE TO LIE DEAD ON THE SENATE AND HOUSE FLOORS.

TODAY, ON ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY, I.E. THE POLITICALLY CORRECTLY RE-NAMED SECRETARIES DAY, WE ARE ASKED TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR THE EFFICIENCY OF OFFICE EXPERTS. PROFESSIONAL POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON, AS I HAVE INTIMATED, SHOULD ALL BE FIRED. TAKE THREE EXAMPLES OF HOW THEY ARE OVER-PLAYING THEIR LIBERAL, ADMINISTRATIVE GAME. THEY SUGGEST: 1. ELIMINATION OF INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULBS IN THE PENTAGON, REPLACING THEM WITH FLUORESCENT. 2. ELIMINATION OF A COAL-FIRED FURNACE WHICH HEATS AND COOLS THE WATER SUPPLY. 3. IMPEACHMENT OF THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DICK CHENEY.

WHAT KIND OF OFFICE PARTY WOULD CELEBRATE THESE INEFFICIENT AND NONSENSICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF 'SECRETARIES' I.E. ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS? ENVISION A ROOM LIT WITH UNFLATTERING CURLY-CUES, A TOAST TO MORE TAXPAYER MONIES WASTED ON TOKEN EFFORTS TO BE ENVIRONMENTALLY CORRECT, A HIP, HIP, HURRAY TO INSANITY.

THE INSANE PARTY IN WASHINGTON SHOULD BE OVER.