LAMEST EXCUSE

PAUL MCCARTNEY SHOULD HAVE LEARNED WHAT TIMOTHY, THE BRITISH TURTLE KNEW OVER 200 YEARS AGO, THAT "INSTINCT TEACHES WHAT REASON LEARNS TOO LATE." PAUL'S INTUITION COULD HAVE INFORMED HIM THAT THE ONLY PERSON TO BLAME FOR THE FAILURE OF HIS BRIEF MARRIAGE IS HIMSELF. THE EXCUSE THAT THE MEDIA'S INTERFERENCE CAUSED ITS COLLAPSE IS THE LAMEST EXCUSE OF ALL. TO QUOTE TIMOTHY AGAIN, MR. MCCARTNEY'S REASON WAS A "WILL-O'-THE-WISP. INSTINCT A RELIC WITHIN." MARRIED 4 YEARS, WITH A CHILD BY A GIRL HALF HIS AGE THIS EX-BEATLE BLASPHEMES EVERY RESPECTABLE MID-LIFE CRISIS - IF THERE IS SUCH A BUG. WHAT AN ASS! WHAT AN INSULT TO LOVE BURIED FOREVER WITH HIS FIRST WIFE. THE AARP'S NEWS MAGAZINE, (AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF RETIRED PEOPLE) HAS PROFILED THIS IMMATURE, SELF-CENTERED FOOL AS A BASTION AND BEST-REPRESENTATION OF THE OLDER ADULT. POOH! LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES WHO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE VALUES REPRESENTED IN THIS PUBLICATION WOULD NEVER HOLD UP A CELEBRITY COUPLE MARRIED "FOREVER" LIKE PAUL NEWMAN AND JOANNE WOODWARD. TOO MAINSTREAM. TOO MORAL. I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY APPRECIATION FOR OR INTEREST IN THE GROUP OF 4 FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN. YET MY MARITAL INSTINCTS ARE IN TUNE WITH REASON. SINCE I CAN NAME NONE OF THE BEATLES' SONGS I CAN'T PUN ON AN APPROPRIATE TITLE. ANY SUGGESTIONS OUT THERE?