BOBBLE HEAD II

READ IT, HEAR IT, SHAKE MY HEAD. I'VE A BOBBLE HEAD.
A. THE MEANINGFUL IS WITHOUT MEANING OR VICE VERSA.
B. THE OBVIOUS IS NUANCED, DEBATED OR IGNORED.
C. STUPID COMMENTS DELINEATE THE OUT-OF-TOUCH ELITE.

ON SHAKESPEARE'S BIRTHDAY AND DEATH DAY, APRIL 23TH, I READ THAT 1564 WAS "THOUGHT" TO BE THE BIRTH DATE OF THE PLAYWRIGHT; YET ON THE SAME PAGE OF THE NEWSPAPER, I READ THAT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (1564-1616) PENNED THE PLAY, HENRY V.
B. I SHAKE MY HEAD.

ROLLER DERBY IS BACK IN OHIO, WITH WOMEN WHOSE ARMS ARE TENDER AFTER FRESH TATTOOS, WHO SPORT BODY PIERCINGS AND WHO LOOK FORWARD TO A "FIRST BLOOD" MATCH OF "KICK ASS" ENTERTAINMENT ON SKATES.
A. I SHAKE MY HEAD.

A JOURNALIST WHO WAS RELIEVED OF REPORTAGE AND ALLOWED TO WRITE COLUMNS AFTER 2 DECADES OF EMPLOYMENT WITH A NEWSPAPER BECAUSE OF HIS LIBERAL EDITORIALIZING, EXPRESSED "BITTERNESS AT BEING PUT OUT TO PASTURE."
C. I SHAKE MY HEAD

A FEMALE CIA EMPLOYEE ADMITS LEAKING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION BUT IS EXCUSED AS A SCAPEGOAT BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA WHO ALSO OVERLOOK THAT SHE MADE SIZEABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.
B. I SHAKE MY HEAD.

TEARS ROLLED DOWN THE CHEEKS OF A BOARD OF EDUCATION FINANCE COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN AS SHE CUT JOBS AND SERVICES BECAUSE TAXPAYERS WOULD NOT APPROVE A PROPERTY TAX HIKE FOR EDUCATIONAL REVENUE. STUDENT ATHLETES MUST NOW PAY $400 FEE PER SPORT. STUDENTS WHO LIVE LESS THAN A MILE FROM SCHOOL WILL NOT BE BUSSED.
B. I SHAKE MY HEAD

REPUBLICAN SENATOR MIKE DE WINE OPPOSES OPENING THE ARCTIC NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE TO OIL DRILLING.
C. I SHAKE MY HEAD.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR SHERROD BROWN, A SELF-PROFESSED PROGRESSIVE (LIBERAL), CLAIMS HIS MAJOR ISSUES ARE THE LOSS OF U.S. JOBS TO GLOBALIZATION AND DEVELOPING ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES.
C. I SHAKE MY HEAD.

A DEMOCRATIC VISION WILL BE INTRODUCED AND CAMPAIGNED STARTING ON APRIL 29 CONSISTING OF: OPEN AND HONEST GOVERNMENT, SECURITY ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, ECONOMIC PROSPERITY AND EDUCATIONAL EXCELLENCE, EXPANDED HEALTH CARE AND RETIREMENT SECURITY
C. I SHAKE MY HEAD, BUT I'LL VOTE FOR A VISION LIKE THAT. AND I DO MEAN A VISION - A DREAM ENGENDERED FROM EUPHEMISTIC SUGAR PLUMS DANCING IN LIBERAL POLITICIANS IDIOTIC HEADS.