BOBBLE HEAD

READ IT, HEAR IT, SHAKE MY HEAD. I'VE A BOBBLE HEAD.
A. THE MEANINGFUL IS WITHOUT MEANING OR VICE VERSA.
B. THE OBVIOUS IS NUANCED, DEBATED OR IGNORED.
C. STUPID COMMENTS DELINEATE THE OUT-OF-TOUCH ELITE

JURORS MUST DECIDE IF MOUSSAOUI SHOULD GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
B. SHAKE MY HEAD
IRAN HAS REACHED AN AGREEMENT WITH RUSSIA TO ENRICH URANIUM.
B. SHAKE MY HEAD.
THE NEW ORLEANS ELECTION CAN'T BE FAIR BECAUSE BLACK VOTERS HAVE BEEN DISPLACED.
C. .SHAKE MY HEAD
PRO-DEMOCRACY DEMONSTRATIONS TURN VIOLENT IN NEPAL.
A. SHAKE MY HEAD.
MORE ELDERLY DIED STANDING IN LINE FOR SARS SHOTS THAN FROM THE SARS ILLNESS ITSELF.
A. SHAKE MY HEAD.
PRESIDENT BUSH SAYS ALTERNATIVE FUELS AND VEHICLES WITH NO POLLUTION ARE SMART IDEAS.
A. SHAKE MY HEAD.
ONE OF THE STRIPPERS AT THE LACROSSE PLAYERS' PARTY IS INVOLVED IN AN UNRELATED CRIMINAL CASE.
A. SHAKE MY HEAD.
A RETAIL FOOD MARKET AND MATTRESS MART ADVERTISE SALE PRICES EVERYDAY.
B. SHAKE MY HEAD.
NATALIE HOLLOWAY, HONOR STUDENT OR NO, WAS PARTYING IN HARM'S WAY IN ARUBA WITH HER PARENTS' KNOWLEDGE.
B. SHAKE MY HEAD
LIBERAL GEN. WESLEY CLARK SAID THAT AMERICANS WHO HAVE SENT SOLDIERS TO WAR KNOW "PRECIOUS LITTLE OF WHO THEY ARE, HOW THEY FEEL OR WHAT THEY DO."
C. SHAKE MY HEAD.
IN 2005, EACH AMERICAN CONSUMED 26 GALLONS OF BOTTLED WATER.
A. SHAKE MY HEAD - MY HEAD THAT ONLY TILTS TO ENJOY FREE WATER.