Christmas Trashover

How humiliating would be a Christmas hangover?  I must unfortunately tell you about a disgusting metaphorical scandal.  On our trip to New Holland to recycle our one bag and one box of paper, we encountered the hangover-like aftermath of  the ENTIRE town's Christmas festivities.  Could you believe that all 5 Rumpke recycling bins were overflowing?  How many irresponsible people live in our small town (700)? Junk, junk, junk - all not recyclable junk.  I swear every inhabitant save Tom and I threw away each and every piece of trash and detritus from Christmas day into the bins which were overflowing with trash most of which was NOT legitimate recycling material.  Oh horrible!  Words cannot express the mess that we encountered.  We were about to take our 2 mere donations home when we found a small hole available in the 5th bin. What did we say about fellow human beings being so inhuman and disgusting? Don't ask.  On to Dollar General we drove to search out 50% off bargains. ( Only 2). But the memory of this scandalous behavior will linger into our New Year.