What do these 3 co-incidentals have in common? 26 contestants vie for prestigeous positions in a local fall festival of leaves. Scott's lawn seed company's stock is down but I heard an ad which mentioned their "no quibble guarantee." A drunken old man fought with his wife and threatend to burn his house down so the sheriff called in 2 armored vehicles from the 'big city,' to subdue him.

Nothing, nothing nothing. But gosh, 26 contestants for king and queen of a festival? Gosh, a silly and impossible tactic to attract business? Gosh, a local stand-off of 3 hours which justified armour and statewide media coverage?

Nothing, nothing, nothing makes sense anymore.