OIL SPILL

After 32 days Obama has deigned to make photo op at oil spill.



Many expected him to part the oil from the water as Obamasiah. Others though he would turn to the sea and yell SHAZAM!. A few thought he would turn on the Bat Signal for help. Alas they were all wrong. As they brought King Canute's throne to the water edge and Canute commanded the tide to recede, so in Louisiana they brought the TOTUS ( Teleprompter Of The United States) to the water edge and the Obamasiah spaketh. He "took responsibility" but with an asterick; his administration failed him but it was mainly because Bush had so ill prepared for this catastrophe and he, The Messiah, had inherited this 'mess'.