We Two

Yes, we live in two Americas. Long Beach, CA. has a bunny problem on campus. Being liberals. Californians try to solve it by adopting out as many stray bunnies as possible, by sending others to sanctuaries, and by neutering and releasing the rest. We, living in the other America, would kill and eat those rascally rabbits. Yummy!

Locally, I heard an advertisement for a # (pound) for # (pound) program called “Feeding America,” in conjunction with the TV program “Biggest Loser.” Apparently, 40 million Americans are hungry, i.e. don’t have enough food. At the same time, millions of Americans are obese. Ergo, (you can see where this contradiction is going) the #’s (pounds) lost from the losers can feed the hungry. Yummy!

CA. symbolizes one version of America where liberal citizens are capable of attempting to re-name a holy day in deference to amoral, tolerance called political correctness - spring holiday to replace Good Friday. California vs. Common Sense.

Liberals who expect us to accept their portrayal of fat Americans counterbalanced (impossible) by struggling, starving Americans? Political agenda vs. truth.

Two Americas: We tea party protesters vs. Big Brother intrusion by liberals into our lives.