"Give me a duh"

"Give me a duh, Give me a duh." A squirrel squats in the birds’ seed dish this Thanksgiving morning. The 90/10 rule remains applicable. 10% of our local resident squirrels force 90% of my hungry birds to wait their turn at the rubber bowl. Duh. 90% of Americans eat turkey and trimmings like proper, Darwinian omnivores on Thanksgiving, but 10% of aliens eat Tofurkey. 10% of homosexuals, loud, improper and unnatural in their demands, shout down the 90% of heterosexuals in America. 90% of law-abiding citizens pay their food bills, mortgages, rent, credit card minimums, auto loans, etc. 10% of deadbeats ( a learned, local patois) ruin the principles of honesty, integrity, responsibility and self-sufficiency for 90% of Americans. 90% of crises and emergencies are handled by men because the 10% who can’t be depended upon for heroism, lack testosterone. Duh. 90% of Americans believe in God. The 10% of demonstrably disabled non-believers in the wonders of the natural world and the awesome complexity of man, make life unbearable for their fellow Americans through protests and litigations. The 10% of extreme environmentalists, socialists and Communists pushing their agenda around America through sympathetic judges and politicians (from our President-elect on down) will destroy the country that I and 90% of citizens (and illegals) have learned to know and love. "Give me a duh," 10% of activists and historians try to distort even the history of this Thanksgiving holiday. For the 90% of us, its celebration is a given. You in the minority will never rain on our parade even if we eventually must march to our different, distant drummers only in our heads. "Give me a duh."