Air conditioning = Global warming

It’s just so simple, so obvious, why did it never hit me before - the insight, the answer to global warming? OPEC doesn’t have us by the ... neck as a local mayor thinks. We have caused the problem ourselves. Who will stop the bad idea about environmental meltdown whose time has come? The answer to the problem is self-evident but it will be dismissed. I know Americans in lockstep will throw money down into a money pit. Life is as perfect or imperfect as one’s attitude but Americans have no intention of abandoning their narcissism.

Global warming is caused by ubiquitous use of air conditioning. Since air conditioning has come freon full and now freon empty upon the summer scenes across this country, the dispelled heat has raised the temperature of our atmosphere by one degree. This is insignificant, of course. Yet, turning off or down the cool air and the enjoying the nature we are terrified of losing - are out of the question. Words like global warming cannot hurt us but regulations, profit-taking and religious fervor, like sticks and stones from environmental zealots are breaking the American backbone of reason and bring down the economy.