100%

IN THE PLAY, 'OUR TOWN', THORNTON WILDER SAYS: "EVERY TIME A CHILD IS BORN INTO THE WORLD IT'S NATURE'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING. ... WE ALL KNOW SHE'S (NATURE’S) INTERESTED IN QUANTITY; BUT I THINK SHE'S INTERESTED IN QUALITY, TOO." WITH PEOPLE AND FORCES OF NATURE, THERE IS SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LIKE A WALL, A BARRIER TO HOPED-FOR PERFECTION.

EXCEPT WITH LIBERALS. LIBERALS DEMONSTRATE NO AFFINITY FOR PERCENTAGES BECAUSE 100% DOES NOT EXIST IN THEIR PLAY BOOK. THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH STRIVING FOR ULTIMATE GOALS UNLESS THEY ARE POLITICALLY EXPEDIENT.

NEVER MIND THAT NATURE AND HUMANITY BOTH SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN THE BEST. A DANDELION IS COMPELLED TO BLOOM 100%. AN AMARYLLIS WITH TWO PERFECT FLOWERS CAN BE COUNTED ON TO CONTINUE TO PROJECT A 2ND PAIR OF PERFECT BLOOMS. A CHILD IS COMPELLED TO BE BORN. MICROBES STRIVE FOR 100% SURVIVAL NEAR A VOLCANO’S THERMAL VENTS IN THE EARTH’S OCEANS. A MIND'S POTENTIAL FOR KNOWLEDGE IS INFINITE. A STORM ALWAYS APPEARS IN ITS PERFECT, DETERMINED FORM.

EXCEPT LIBERALS. THEY CAMPAIGN FOR 100% HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONLY BECAUSE THE CONCEPT EXCITES, BUT FOR THEM, STUDENTS FUNCTIONING AT 100% OF THEIR GRADE LEVELS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM. SOME CHILDREN 'SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND BECAUSE 100% IS UNDOABLE. UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE PLAYS WELL FOR MEDIA COVERAGE WITH LIBERALS AT ELECTION TIMES, BUT THEIR COMPROMISES ON MORAL ISSUES ARE ROUTINE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO HARD AND FAST RULES. MAN’S WILL IS LESS THAN 100% FREE BECAUSE LIBERALS WANT TO STRIP AWAY OUR FREE CHOICES. WHEN SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT "STRIVING TO DO BETTER, OFT WE MAR WHAT'S WELL," HE COULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT HISTORY WOULD PROVIDE US WITH LIBERALS THAT CHOOSE NOT TO STRIVE FOR PERFECTION AT ALL.

HINT: FOR LIBERALS, 100% IS A MOVEABLE FEAST. IT'S AMAZING TO WATCH WEALTHY, POWERFUL, POLITICAL HYPOCRITES DINE TOGETHER.