FOOLS

MOLLY IVINS, NOW DECEASED, OBSERVED BACK IN 1998 THAT AN OLD STATE SENATOR SAID, "IF YOU TOOK THE FOOLS OUT OF THE LEGISLATURE, IT WOULD NOT BE A REPRESENTATIVE BODY."

GLENN BECK, A POPULAR RADIO TALK SHOW HOST OFTEN COMPLAINS THAT "TRUTH DOESN'T MATTER; IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT LEFT OR RIGHT."

FOOLS IN THE LEGISLATURE IN WASHINGTON SIMPLY REFLECT THE FOOLS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ON BOTH THE LEFT AND RIGHT WHO PUT THEM THERE.
FOOLS IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RUSHED INTO A NON-BINDING RESOLUTION EXPRESSING THEIR DISAPPROVAL OF THE WAR IN IRAQ. TRUTH TOLD, MOST AMERICANS WERE NOT REPRESENTED BY TWO WEEKS OF INEFFECTUAL GRANDSTANDING GEARED TO MILITARY DEFEAT.

TRUTH IS RELEGATED TO THE BACK BURNER IN THE CURRENT THE MEDIA BLITZ SWIRLING ABOUT THE FIGHT OVER THE DECEASED, ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BURIAL PLACE AND THE PATERNITY OF HER 5 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER.

FACTS HAVE BEEN BURIED WHICH SHOW THAT PRESIDENT BUSH'S 4,000
SQUARE FT. TEXAS WHITE HOUSE SPLENDIDLY EXEMPLIFIES ENERGY EFFICIENCY IN CONSTRUCTION AND OPERATION, WHEREAS AL GORE'S 20,000 SQ. FT. MANSION DOES NOT. YET GORE WON AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR A DOCUMENTARY FILM THAT PRESENTS DISPUTED DATA ON GLOBAL WARMING, BUYS CARBON CREDITS AND RACKS UP THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN ENERGY AND TRANSPORTATION COSTS. THE HOME THAT EXEMPLIFIES ENVIRONMENTAL CONSERVATION REMAINS UNREPORTED.

THE TRUTH THAT AMERICA PREFERS SUCCESS TO FAILURE COULD HAVE DISSUADED POLITICIANS FROM THEIR PREJUDICES. DNA COULD REVEAL THE TRUTH OF THE FATHERHOOD OF SMITH'S INFANT IMMEDIATELY IF FOOLS WERE NOT IN CONTROL OF THE COURTS. HYPOCRISY COULD OUT ITSELF IF THE CONTRAST BETWEEN THE RESIDENCES OF OUR PRESIDENT AND AL GORE WERE NOT SUPPRESSED.

HINT: YES, FOOLISH POLITICS PLAYS ITSELF OUT LEFT, RIGHT AND EVEN IN THE CENTER WHEN TRUTH DOESN'T MATTER.