B.O. REFRAIN

FROM 1980 TO 2000 HIGHWAY TRAVEL HAS INCREASED 80% AND THE NUMBER OF DRIVERS ROSE BY 30%, BUT HIGHWAY CAPACITY GREW BY JUST 2%.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? BULL OFFAL. B.O. NO WAY IN ANY DIRECTION WILL AMERICANS CURTAIL THEIR DRIVING HABITS. NOR WILL THE MOBILE 'HOME AWAY FROM HOME' FOR ORDINARY AND EXTRA-ORDINARY PEOPLE LOSE ITS APPEAL. B.O. NO WAY WILL THE TYPICAL DRIVER FOLLOW ORDERS TO TRAVEL LESS, STAY HOME AND READ. INSTEAD HE AND SHE WILL CONTINUE TO SHOW OFF FLASHY, FAST, CURVY COMPANIONS BECAUSE LOVE AND POWER NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. BULL OFFAL, B.O. ALSO DEFINES THE POLITICALLY CORRECT INITIATIVES FOR CLEAN CARS LIKE HYBRIDS AND CARS THAT RUN ON ETHANOL AS OPPOSED TO POLLUTERS LIKE SUV'S. NOT ONLY ARE THEY UNPOPULAR BUT THEY ALSO DEPEND ON SUBSIDIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT COST EFFECTIVE. THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY AND INEVITABLY BE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES TO THESE MANDATES.

HINT: ENTRAILS WERE MEANT TO BE DISCARDED.