BLACK DOGS

A LIBERAL IS LIKE A BLACK DOG FOREBODING AN ATTACK ON YOUR POCKETBOOK. IN MYTH AND LEGEND, THE ENGLISH BLACK DOG, THE GREEK CERBERES, THE EGYPTIAN ANUBIS, THE NORSE FENRIS - EACH REPRESENTED SOMETHING DREADED AND DASTARDLY ON THE HORIZON. LIKEWISE, A LIBERAL. LOCALLY, A LIBERAL MAYOR CAMPAIGNS FOR PASSAGE OF A PARKS AND RECREATION LEVY. THE PUBLIC DOES NOT SUSPECT FOUL PLAY, BECAUSE THEY ARE DELIBERATELY MISLED TO BELIEVE THAT THE LEVY IS A GOOD THING. ACTUALLY, IT CONSTITUTES JUST ANOTHER INCOME TAX ON THE WORKING MIDDLE CLASS, THE VERY WORKING MIDDLE CLASS THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS CONSTANTLY PURPORT TO BE THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY FOR RESCUING FROM TROUBLED ECONOMIC TIMES. THE HYPOCRISY OF THIS BEHAVIOUR WOULD NEVER OCCUR WITHIN A BLACK DOG BECAUSE MINIONS OF EVIL ARE PROUD OF THEMSELVES; THEY HAVE NO NEED TO DISSEMBLE. BUT MR. MAYOR WANTS WORKING MOTHERS, FATHERS AND FAMILIES, WHO ALREADY PAY MORE THAN THEIR FAIR SHARES OF INCOME TAXES, TO CHUCK UP AN ADDITIONAL $30 A YEAR FROM AN INCOME OF $30,000 SO THAT WHAT THE ELITE LIBERALS SEE AS A NEED AND WANT (INVISIBLE TO MOST OF THE PROLETARIAT) CAN BE SATISFIED BY THEFT AND A LIE. THOSE WHOSE INCOMES ARE HIGHER THEN $30,000 PAY MORE ACCORDING TO A FIXED PERCENTAGE RATE. AS A CONSOLATION, THE MAYOR REPORTS, YOUNG PEOPLE AND SENIOR CITIZENS ARE EXEMPT FROM THE TAX. IS THIS JUST OR MERCIFUL? YOUTH AND THE ELDERLY UTILIZE MANY OF THE FACILITIES AND PROGRAMS COVERED BY THE PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT BUT DON’T PAY A CENT?
BASICALLY, THE MAYOR'S PLOY DISGUISES ANOTHER GOUGING OF THE MIDDLE CLASS, WHICH THE MAYOR CONSTANTLY INVOKES AS THE CLASS NEEDING HELP IN THIS 'STRUGGLING' ECONOMY. CAPITALIZE THE 'H' ON HYPOCRISY WHEN IT COMES TO THE TACTICS AND THE AGENDA OF LIBERAL POLITICIANS. AREN'T THEY LIKE FAMILIARS HANGING AROUND THE OMINOUS BEAST?