KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID

GREAT, SIMPLE LANGUAGE AS BEFITS "PAPA" HEMINGWAY NEVER CROSSES THE LIPS OR PRINT OF ACADEMICS AND 'OFFICIALS.' TWO SAMPLES SUFFICE.

..." ADVANCE-PLACEMENT CLASSES IN THE NAME OF EQUAL ACCESS AND OSMOTIC COGNITIVE ENHANCEMENT IS NEITHER KIND NOR EFFICACIOUS." IN SIMPLE ENGLISH, ... PUT THE DULLER STUDENTS IN WITH THE SMARTER ONES AND HOPE SOME 'BRAINS' RUB OFF IS STUPID.

...INSPECT THE EFFLUENTS DISCHARGED FROM AERATION SYSTEMS ON A ROTATING INSPECTION BASIS." IN SIMPLE ENGLISH,... INSPECT THE WASTE WATER FROM CERTAIN BUSINESSES.

KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF SIMPLICITY BEFITTING EMILY DICKINSON IN A POETIC MOOD...

A PAIN
A PAIN BECOMES A PERSON -
EXACTS A PRIVATE TOLL -
AS DEAR AS USELESS TEARS -
THAT ACIDIFY A SOUL.