AGED OR AGELESS

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FOND OF SIPPING SHERRY,
DIPPY IN LOVE THAT'S MERRY,

I'M AGED BUT AGELESS,
KNOW WHAT TO CARESS,
HOW TRUTHS ARE TESTED,
WHAT PATRIOTS KEEP BLESSED,

FREE TO ABJURE PEERS,
FREE TO IGNORE JEERS,
FOND OF MY ONLY MAN,
DIPPY ABOUT MY NATIVE LAND.