BATTLE CRY

MINE ARE THE CRIES TO STIR UP SOULS. RISE UP, MEN AND WOMEN OF MIDDLE AMERICA. MARCH FORTH AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF BLUE CITY LIBERALS. WAVE YOUR RED STRIPES PROUDLY. NEVER WAVE THE WHITE FLAG. WITHSTAND THE LIARS NO MORE WHO DEPICT US AS THOSE LEFT BEHIND. WE ARE, NOR HAVE WE EVER BEEN LEFT BEHIND. RATHER WE LEAD WITH OUR CONSERVATIVE EXAMPLE. WE WILL NOT ACCEPT BEING DESCRIBED BY A WRITER FOR A LIBERAL NEW YORK NEWSPAPER AS A MIDDLE AMERICA WHERE THE "VCR REPRESENTS" FOR US " THE CUTTING EDGE OF TECHNOLOGY." THIS IS AN ELITIST INSULT AND A DELIBERATE PERVERSION OF REALITY. ALSO, WE WILL TAKE NO MORE INTIMATIONS BY OUR RIVALS OF REPUBLICAN RACISM , SUCH AS THE ALLUSION TO OUR GOP CONVENTIONS WHERE THERE IS A "PAUCITY OF BLACKS." FURTHERMORE, WE MIDDLE AMERICANS WILL BROOK NO MORE REFERENCES TO OUR LIVING LIKE PRIMITIVES STILL PIDDLING IN POTS. WE HAVE NEVER DONE SO WITH ANY LESS ABUNDANCE OR ENTHUSIASM IN THE PAST THAN OUR LEFT-WING POLITICAL ENEMIES WHO TODAY RESIDE ON THEIR BLUE ISLANDS LOCATED PRIMARILY ON THE EAST AND WEST COAST OF THIS COUNTRY. CHEAP SHOTS ARE JUST THAT, CHEAP. OUR DETRACTORS CHEAPEN THEMSELVES WITH EVERY TWIST AND TURNAROUND IN THEIR PHRASES.

LET US, THE MORAL MAJORITY, LET IT BE KNOWN WE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT. WE WHO ARE RIDICULED FOR OUR DEVOTION TO CHURCHES, FOR OUR OVER-SCALED WAL-MARTS SELLING US, NOT VCR'S, BUT iPODS, DVD'S AND FLAT SCREEN T.V.'S, AND FOR OUR SPORTS' VENUES WHERE BLACKS AND WHITES CHEER TOGETHER. LET US RALLY AROUND OUR FLAG THAT THE OPPOSITION HAS ABANDONED. LET US REBUFF LEFTIST, LIBERAL LIES WITH TRUTH. SURE, WE HAVE BEEN CALLED LIARS, SO WAS JESUS. BUT REMEMBER, THE PROGRESSIVES NEVER LABEL LIARS, LIARS. FOR EXAMPLES, REMEMBER THE DECEASED UNCLE JOE STALIN, IRAN, SOUTH KOREA, FIDEL CASTRO, HELLARY AND BILL CLINTON, AL FRANKEN AND WARD CHURCHILL. IT'S TIME TO RUN OUR BANNER UP, PUT OUR FEET DOWN, SPEAK OUT WITH TRUTHS. WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THOSE LOSERS WHO DENIGRATE US AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BUT ANOTHER STAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.