WE NEED A BASTILLE

RANDOM DATA LEADS ME TO A RANDOM THOUGHT THAT COMMON SENSE CONSERVATIVES WITH NORMAL, MENTAL ACUITY OUGHT TO STORM A SELECTED BASTILLE, UP-FRONT AND NON-VIOLENTLY (OR IF ALL ELSE FAILS, VIOLENTLY), TO DEMAND SANITY IN AMERICA. JUST PICK OUT SOME BUILDING SYMBOLIC OF AMERICANS' FINAL STAND AGAINST THE REPRESSION OF COMMON SENSE AND GO AT IT. (BUT SPARE MCDONALDS).

RICH REPUBLICAN CHURCH GOERS WHO ARE THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES ARE BUFFETED BY THEIR OPPOSITES, THE WORKING POOR WHO DON'T EXIST AND PAY NO TAXES, THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS AND THE UNRELIGOUS DO-GOODERS WHO SPREAD THEIR COMPLAINTS ALL OVER THIS LAND.
THE LEGAL SYSTEM HAS ABANDONED REASON AND JUSTICE BECAUSE KILLERS CAN PLEAD FOR MERCY, THUS TRIVIALIZING THEIR HEINOUS CRIMES, AND BECAUSE LEGAL OPINIONS DICTATE THAT FORCE FEEDING DURING A HUNGER STRIKE OR LETHAL INJECTION AS A METHOD OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, ARE FORMS OF TORTURE.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ACCIDENT ANYMORE. POOR VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY ACCIDENTALLY SHOT A FRIEND AND FELLOW QUAIL HUNTER LAST SATURDAY. FOR THIS 'MISTAKE' HE HAS BECOME THE LATEST TARGET OF THE SHAMELESS MEDIA, FILLED WITH MAD HATE FOR THE PRESENT ADMINISTRATION, PRACTICING THEIR ANTI-BUSH SHENANIGANS.

TIMOTHY, A FICTIONALIZED TORTOISE MONOLOGIST, BASED ON TIMOTHY, A REAL FEMALE PET TORTUSE WHO DIED AT AGE 81 IN ENGLAND YEARS AGO, SATIRIZED THE HUMAN RACE BECAUSE ITS SENSES WERE "DULLED BY MENTAL ACUITY."

WHERE HAS ALL THE BRAIN POWER GONE? IF A TIMOTHY COULD LAUGH, IT WOULD BE HER ONLY ESCAPE FROM OBSERVATIONS OF THOSE HIGHER FORMS OF BEING WHO HAVE STOOPED SO CLOSE TO HER GROUND.