OSAMA'S CASTING CALL

CASTING CALL! CASTING CALL! THIS IS A CASTING CALL FOR SUGGESTIONS FOR NEGOTIATORS TO VISIT OSAMA BIN LADEN WHO IS OFFERING A 'TRUCE WITH FAIR CONDITIONS' FROM A 'NATION THAT GOD HAS FORBIDDEN TO LIE AND CHEAT.' IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ONLY AMERICA AS A NATION FITS THE LATTER CONDITIONS YOU ARE RIPE FOR OSAMA'S PICKING. IF YOU WISH TO PLUNGE INTO THE FRAY - AND SPEAK - VOLUNTEER NOW. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS MESSAGE TO AMERICA REALLY WAS MEANT FOR AMERICANS TO HEAR, AND NOT AS A PROPAGANDA PIECE FOR THE MUSLIM WORLD, YOU MAY RISE TOO TO VOLUNTEER. WHAT IS NEEDED IS A FEARLESS MAN OR WOMAN WITH GUTS IN THE TRADITION OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT NEED BECAUSE THERE IS A HIGH PROBABLITY THAT THIS MISSION ONLY REQUIRES A ONE-WAY TICKET. THIS JOB CALLS FOR A BUFFOON WHO THINKS HE OR SHE KNOWS WHAT IS BEST FOR AMERICA AND WHO WON'T BE MISSED IF OSAMA RENEGES ON HIS PROMISES. LIKE THE TRUTH-TELLING AND TRUSTWORTHY TERRORISTS, WHOEVER APPLIES SHOULD NEVER HAVE HIS OR HER BRAIN ENGAGED BEFORE THE MOUTH IS PUT INTO MOTION. TO DO SO WOULD NEGATE THE VALIDITY OF THE MEETING. SO SIGN UP, BRASH AND UNPATRIOTIC SOULS! SENIOR CITIZENS AND RETIREES INDEED HAVE FREE TIME. THE YOUNG AND IDEALISIC HAVE THE MOTIVATION. THE GAY OF EVERY CONVERSION HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE THEY ARE PERSECUTED HERE AT HOME AND WILL LIKEWISE BE PERSECUTED OVER THERE IN ALLAH'S LAND. COMMON FOLK, REGULAR PEOPLE AND NORMAL THINKERS - ALL WHO PRACTICE COMMON SENSE - SHOULD STAY AT HOME.
LET'S BEGIN WITH MY SUGGESTIONS, BUT ANY PERSON FOLLOWING A LEFT-WING OR LIBERAL WACKO PHILOSPHY OF LIFE IS QUALIFIED.

FORMER PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER
FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT AL GORE
PRESENT HEAD OF UNITED NATIONS KOFI ANON
PRESENT ACTIVIST AND FORMER ACTRESS JANE FONDA
PRESENT ACTIVIST AND ACTOR SEAN PENN
PRESENT FILMMAKER AND PROTESTER MICHAEL MOORE
PRESENT SENATOR AND PACIFIST HARRY REID
PRESENT REPRESENTATIVE NANCY PELOSI
FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND PRESENT SENATOR JOHN KERRY
PRESENT SENATOR AND PACIFIST TEDDY KENNEDY
PRESENT SENATOR AND PACIFIST JOHN MURTHA
PRESENT ACTIVIST, PACIFIST, PROTESTER AND RICH PERSON GEORGE SOROS
PRESENT ACTIVIST, PACIFIST, PROTESTER AND KOOK CINDY SHEEHAN

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