WE ARE ALL DISABLED

I WILL BE DISABLED. I WILL TO BE DISABLED BECAUSE IT IS 'ALL THE RAGE.' THIS MAKES SENSE UNCOMMON, BUT SINCE VIRTUALLY NO PERSON IS NORMAL NOWADAYS, IT BEHOOVES ME TO FIND MY 'SPECIAL NEEDS.' ONE FIFTH OF MY STATE'S BUDGET IS SPENT ON THE BLIND, THE DISABLED AND THE POOR. I CAN SUBSCRIBE TO HUMANE, MINIMAL HELP FOR THE BLIND, BUT TO 'HEAR IT', EACH PERSON IS IN SOME WAY DISABLED. EACH PERSON IS IN SOME WAY POOR. FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS, FEDERAL SPENDING (OF MY MONEY AND THE MONIES OF TAX-PAYING CITIZENS - THE NUMBER OF WHICH IS GETTER SMALLER EACH YEAR ) ON ANTI-POVERTY PROJECTS HAS INCREASED 41%. NOW I UNDERSTAND PERCENTAGES UNLIKE THOSE FISCALLY DISABLED OR SAVINGS DEPRIVED INDIVIDUALS WHO CARE NOTHING FOR STATISTICS. I FEEL LIKE A FEMALE SISYPHUS FUTILELY TRYING TO PUSH BACK THE EVER INCREASING BULK OF CAUSES REQUIRING FEDERAL AND STATE HELP.

OBVIOUSLY NO ONE IS NORMAL. PRETTY HUED RIBBONS REPRESENT MYRIAD DISEASES AND SYNDROMES. OBVIOUSLY NO ONE CAN EAT HEALTHY. CARBOHYDRATES, FATS AND PROTEINS TOGETHER OR SEPARATELY KILL. OBVIOUSLY NO ONE IS SOLVENT. BANKRUPTCY IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH AND SAVINGS AT AN ALL TIME LOW. OBVIOUSLY BIG GOVERNMENT IS NOT SANE. IT ADVERTISES TO DISPERSE THE MONIES IN ITS WORLD'S LARGEST LONGABERGER WELFARE BASKET. IT SOLICITS CUSTOMERS FOR FOOD STAMPS, H.E.A.P. AND MOTHERS FOR W.I.C. , A FREE PROGRAM FOR WOMEN, INFANTS AND CHILDREN. ITS POLITICIANS AND LAWYERS TROLL THIS COUNTRY FOR VICTIMS OF OBESITY, ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER, HOMELESSNES AND ALCOHOL, DRUG, TOBACCO AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS. THE EXTREME COSTS OF MEDICARE, MEDICAID, SPECIAL GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES. S.S.I. AND SOCIAL SECURITY SHOUT LOUDER THAN ANY SUB WOOFER THAT LACK OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY RAGES OUT OF CONTROL VIRTUALLY NO ONE IS WITHOUT A SPECIAL NEED.

ARE WE SCHMUCKS BECAUSE WE RESPECT WORK, SUFFER IN SILENCE WHAT MUST BE BORNE AND PAY CASH? ARE WE A DYING BREED? IF SO, WE ARE A MINORITY WITH SPECIAL NEEDS. YES, WE ARE
DISABLED TOO!