REPORTING WIFE TO FBI

REPORTING WIFE TO FBI Today I discovered a Pressure Cooker in a closet. Last week, Carolyn volunteered to sort out the nail and screw drawers. Being smarter that Homeland Security, the FBI and the CIA, I connected the dots and realized what she was up to. I wasn’t waiting until she started emptying my shotgun shells of gunpowder. I have called in the SWAT Team. But now I wonder, who will make dinner.