ICE CREAM - BAD

No more milk for human kindness. No more can ‘you scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.’ Big Brother and Big Sis in Washington, looking out for our ever-expanding waistlines (eventually topped by our fat, stupid heads) are running ads to stop you parents from allowing your kids the natural treat of ice cream. The obnoxious public service announcement tells a child how ice cream is “really” made (stuffing from old dolls) so that the child will be repulsed and repelled from what has always come natural to children throughout history and biology of the human species. Perverting both mother’s milk and biology comes naturally to liberal do-gooders, absolutely oblivious to nature and its delicious, natural offerings. Liberals can also ‘reason’ themselves into atheism, so it’s no surprise that sodas, ice cream and popcorn must be forbidden. As the mayor of a city considering the ban on sodas explained: “Free will is good but things that are dangerous need government regulation.” What’s the tea party for? Pointing out the insanity and ill will of such liberals and fighting them every step they try to take into our homes.