Three complaints not political

Locally, two different businesses - a mattress company and a body shop - consistently utilize 'false advertising' to solicit business. The former hypoctirically bashes the competition and their products to profile the superiority of their own only to reverse direction, selling the very product they bashed in previous ads. The latter also demeans and accuses the competition of shady tactics only to use daddy's little girl to preach, preach and preach purity of motives and performance by his shop.
In an unrelated outrage, California now mandates car seats for children up to 8 years of age and 4 ft. 9 in. In only 3 or 4 more years, however, California girls can abort babies ( not human) and boys can fornicate ( either the gay way or straight) as a natural right.

Thirdly, I wish to complain about the elitist newspaper, the WSJ which routinely prints erudite letters to the editor because writers use phrases like 'inceptive conflagration,' rather than a Strunk and White word, fire.

So where do normal Americans like me go today? To an early 'auld lang syne' traditional sniff and sip of brandy, recalling the good old days.