Sunday, May 10, 2009

GRIZZLY by Bret Harte

Coward, - of heroic size,
In whose lazy muscles lies
Strength we fear and yet despise;
Savage, - whose relentless rusks
Are content with acorn husks;
Robber, - whose exploits ne’er soared
O’er the bee’s or squirrel’s hoard;
Whiskered chin and feeble nose,
Claws of steel on baby toes,-
Here, in solitude and shade,
Shambling, shuffling plantigrade,
Be thy courses undismayed!

Here, where Nature makes thy bed,
Let thy rude, half-human tread
Point to hidden Indian springs,
Lose in ferns and fragrant grasses,
Hovered o’er by timid wings,
Where the wood-duck lightly passes,
Where the wild bee holds her sweets, -
Epicurean retreats,
Fit for thee, and better than
Fearful spoils of dangerous man.
In thy fat-jowled deviltry
Friar Tuck shall live in thee;

Thou mayst levy tithe and dole;
Thou shalt spread the woodland cheer,
From the pilgrim taking toll;
Match thy cunning with his fear;
Eat, and drink, and have thy fill;
Yet remain an outlaw still!

AND PLEASE PASS THE GREY POUPON! The ‘dangerous man’, the ‘cunning’, Presidential ‘pilgrim’ taking his toll, the ‘robber’ whose exploits ‘soar’, the plantigrade extracting ‘fearful spoils’ who must ‘levy tithe and dole,’ with ‘whiskered chin’ and strength - I despise. As hero of our country’s White House, he treads upon Americans’ freedoms not in ‘solitude and shade,’ not a coward like Harte’s grizzly, but with cunning, without fear, proudly and ‘undismayed..’