text messages

The dream of home ownership usually turns out to be a nightmare. For examples: water repeatedly in the basement of one of my homes, water up to ground level in my son’s new home, and the dog warden waiting for me and my family at our ‘dream home’ because a snoopy neighbor was offended. Text messaging from kids has become a nightmarish inner world of coded letters.
IWSM = I want sex now
NIFOC = nude in front of computer
GYPO = get your pants off
WYCM = will you call me
KFY = kissing for you
MOOS = Member of opposite sex
MOSS = member of same sex
NAOPKT = not a lot of people know this
KPC = keeping parents clueless
POS = parents over shoulder
PIR = parents in room
P911 = parents emergency
PAW parents are watching
PAL = parents are listening
ASL = age, sex, location
MRF = male or female?
SOG = straight or gay?
LMIRL = let’s meet in real life
TD2M = talk dirty to me

Why don’t we adults encode our messages too?
SOS = save our souls
L911 - liberal emergency
TPTM = talk politics to me
CRWSD = child rapists should die
BIAS = Barack is a socialist
GPAD = guns protect and defend

You get the idea. Opinions might differ but on essential issues ½ of Americans believe the lies of delusional liberals. Contrary to media propaganda, global warming is a religion and a for-profit business. Home ownership is a earned privilege not a right. Universal health care means socialism at its inadequate best. Investing in America means higher taxes. The sad and worrisome part of modern living, however, is not that ½ of citizens don’t vote but that the children of all citizens are learning to deceive and divert attention from their real intentions just like liberals.