WHAT'S TRUMP

I CONSISTENTLY LOSE AT CARDS, NOT BECAUSE I REFUSE TO CHEAT TO BOLSTER MY CHANCES OF WINNING, BUT BECAUSE I'M APPARENTLY, INHERENTLY UNLUCKY. NOT SO WITH LIBERALS. THEY PLAY - AT WILL - A TRUMP CARD HIDDEN UP THEIR SLEEVES EACH AND EVERY TIME THEY ARE CALLED UPON TO SHOW THEIR TRUE HAND. A FEW EXAMPLES WILL SUFFICE. THEY PLAY THE CORPORATE GREED CARD WHENEVER A SCAPEGOAT OR BOGEYMAN IS NEEDED TO EXPLAIN THE FAILINGS OF REPUBLICANS AND/OR CONSERVATIVES. YET, DEMOCRATS AND/OR LIBERALS INEVITABLY ACCUMULATE WEALTH BY INVESTMENTS IN CORPORATIONS VIA THE STOCK MARKET ( OR OTHERWISE) AND FROM CONTRIBUTIONS OF THE WEALTHY AND INFLUENTIAL. THEY PLAY THE RACE CARD TO GARNER VOTES AND PLAY INTO THE VICTIMHOOD AND INEQUALITY OF BLACKS, BUT NO WAY WOULD THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR CHILDREN OR THEMSELVES THE OPPORTUNITY OF EQUAL STATUS IN PUBLIC EDUCATION WITH THEIR BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THEIR WAY TO SUCCESS IS PAVED WITH PRIVILEGE AND ATTENDANCE AT PRIVATE SCHOOLS. THEY PLAY THE RELIGION CARD WHEN THEY CLAIM TO PRAY IN THE "CATHEDRALS OF PLURALISM" AS ONE OF THEIR PROGRESSIVE LEFTISTS PUT IT. YET GOD IS NOT WELCOME IN THEIR MULTI-CULTURAL CHURCH BECAUSE ADMITTING GOD’S EXISTENCE WOULD LEAVE NO ROOM FOR ALTERNATIVE HIGHER FORCES SUCH AS SOCIALISM OR GLOBAL WARMING. THEY PLAY THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CARD THAT MANDATES EVEN THE CEO OF TOYOTA APOLOGIZE FOR AN ACT OF GOD, AN EARTHQUAKE, THAT CAUSED DELAYS IN AUTOMOBILE SHIPMENTS. THIS EXPECTATION OF OBEISANCE, OF COURSE, COMES FROM UNGODLY MEN AND WOMEN.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO REMEMBER AND BE GLAD: 'UNLUCKY IN CARDS; LUCKY IN LOVE.'