MAJOR PREMIS

IF THE MAJOR PREMISE IS FALSE, ALL STATEMENTS THAT FLOW FROM IT ARE ALSO FALSE. IN OTHER WORDS, ANYTHING MULTIPLIED BY ZERO REMAINS ZERO. TRY ASSESSING THESE ALTERNATIVES.
1.WE ARE FIGHTING A NEW KIND OF ENEMY.
1. WE MUST FIGHT A NEW KIND OF WAR.

2.WE NEED TO FREE OUR COUNTRY FROM DEPENDENCE UPON FOREIGN OIL.
2. ACCEPTANCE OF OUR DEPENDENCE UPON OIL SHOULD BE AN INCENTIVE TO INCREASE DOMESTIC PRODUCTION.

3. HUMAN ACTIVITY CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING.
3. THE SUN CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING.

4.MEN NEED TO BE PUNISHED FOR DISRESPECTING AND ABUSING WOMEN. 4. WOMEN DISRESPECT THEMSELVES.

5.THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO PROVIDE FREE HEALTH CARE.
5. INDIVIDUALS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.

6. AMERICANS POSSESS THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
6. AMERICANS HAVE THE DUTY NOT TO LIE AND SLANDER OPPONENTS.

7.WE NEED TO ELIMINATE POVERTY IN AMERICA.
7. THERE IS NO POVERTY IN AMERICA EXCEPT IN SPIRIT.

8.THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WORDS IN ANY LANGUAGE ARE "SUMMER VACATION."
8. THE MOST REWARDING WORD IN ANY LANGUAGE IS WORK.

9. THERE ARE TWO AMERICAS.
9. THERE ARE 300,000,000 AMERICANS.

10. THE SEXIEST BODY BELONGS TO A CAR.
10. THE SEXIEST BODY BELONGS TO THE HORSE.

A FALSEHOOD AS OPPOSED TO TRUTH. FIRST, THE MAJOR PREMISE.