FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

IF PARIS HILTON SHOWS UP AT THE JAIL, IF SHE MAINTAINS 'GOOD BEHAVIOR' DURING THE TIME OF HER INCARCERATION, SHE MIGHT GET OUT EARLY EVEN THOUGH ONLY HALF OF HER 45 DAYS ARE SERVED. WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE WHO DISPLAY LESS THAT EXEMPLARY HUMAN BEHAVIOR AND WHO POSSESS LESS INTEGRITY THAN AN ANIMAL WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR GOD-GIVEN INSTINCTS, GET TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR? NATURE'S CREATURES NEVER GET A BREAK. THE WAR HORSE, FOR EXAMPLE, NEVER HAS HAD TIME OFF FOR EXEMPLARY SERVICE BEFORE OR AFTER A COMMITMENT TO BATTLE. ITS SERVICE MAY OR MAY NOT END BEFORE THE ENGAGEMENT IS WON OR LOST. THIS BEAUTIFUL BEAST, A MARVEL OF EVOLUTION, MERELY PLAYS OUT ITS GENETIC GAME HONESTLY. WHAT CONTRIBUTION TO EVOLUTION HAS PARIS HILTON MADE? SEEMS TO ME THE VALUE OF HER LIFE SHOULD BE MEASURED, AS IN THE RETAIL WORLD, BY THE MAXIMUM EXPLOITATION OF PRICE AND QUALITY. WELL, PARIS HILTON RENDERS THE QUALITY OF GOODNESS AS DROSS, AND DISCOUNTS TO VIRTUALLY NOTHING HER PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. FURTHERMORE, AS IN THE RETAIL WORLD, VALUE INCREASES IN PROPORTION TO THE AMOUNT OF SERVICE UNIQUELY RENDERED TO A CUSTOMER'S NEEDS. WITH THIS CRITERION IN MIND, WE NOTE THAT PARIS SERVES HER BASEST NEEDS TO THE EXCLUSION OF OTHERS; THE HORSE SERVES HUMANITY.

LET'S REMEMBER THAT IT IS INEVITABLE THAT PARIS HILTON’S GOOD BEHAVIOR WILL ONLY BE TEMPORARY. SADLY, HER LIFE LACKS VALUE AND SERVICE. A WAR HORSE WOULD BEHAVE IN A MANNER TRUE TO ITS NATURE SERVING ITS CREATOR WELL.