EGG HUNT

A NEW LAW TO FIX A LAW - YEP! THE OHIO LAW THAT ALLOWED TEENS UNDER 18 TO DRIVE IS NOW AMENDED BECAUSE 16 AND 17 YR. OLDS BEHIND THE WHEEL, CHATTER, CHILL OUT, CRASH AND DIE ON THE HIGHWAYS. NO SURPRISE! A LAW THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE PERMITTED THE 'IMMATURE' TO GET BEHIND A WHEEL IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS AMENDED TO FORBID MORE THAN ONE NON-RELATIVE IN THE CAR - THIS TO DISCOURAGE FRATERNIZATION AND FOOLING AROUND. SEATBELTS WHICH WERE THE LAW ARE NOW A LAW RE-ITERATED. DRIVING AFTER MIDNIGHT WITHOUT A WORK PERMIT IS FORBIDDEN TOO. WHERE DOES THIS NEW LAW GO RIGHT?

NO WHERE. WE NEED TO DRIVE BACKWARDS TO THE FACT THAT TEENS ARE UNFIT TO MAKE ADULT DECISIONS; THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DRIVE AT 16 IN THE FIRST PLACE. USING SEAT BELTS, SAFETY FEATURES, IS JUST COMMON SENSE. TEENS WHO ARE OUT OR TRAVELING TO OR FROM WORK AFTER MIDNIGHT DEMONSTRATE NO COMMON SENSE. A NEW LAW TO FIX A LAW THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LAW JUST ATTEMPTS TO REGULATE AND LEGISLATE AGAINST INHERENT IMMATURITY AND STUPIDITY. DUH ! BUT WE MUST GO BACK FURTHER TO FIND THE MAJOR PREMISE. ANOTHER 'LAW' STATES THAT TEENS UNDER EIGHTEEN ARE THE PARENTS' RESPONSIBILITIES. WHERE IS THE PROPER, PRIOR PARENTING THAT BEGINS WITH COMMON SENSE?

COMMON SENSE ALSO SAYS THAT THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING CATASTROPHE DUE TO MAN WHICH WILL DESTROY THE WORLD. COMMON SENSE SAYS THAT EVEN IF THERE WERE, WE COULD DO NOTHING TO PREVENT IT. COMMON SENSE SAYS THAT EVEN IF WE, AMERICA, TOOK SOME MEASURES TO FORESTALL IT, CHINA, RUSSIA, AFRICA AND THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WOULD IGNORE IT.

WHEN JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, HIS REDEMPTION INCLUDED SINS AGAINST COMMON SENSE FROM IMPULSIVE DRIVEN ADOLESCENTS, FROM ADULTS ABDICATING THEIR PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITIES, FROM FOLLOWERS OF THE RELIGION OF GLOBAL WARMING.

HINT: WISHING YOU, AMERICA, A SUCCESSFUL EASTER EGG HUNT FOR THAT GOLDEN YOLK OF COMMON SENSE.