UNCOMMON CENTS 41

CAN YOU PAY YOURSELF PROUDLY, $8.00 A DAY?
AS AN ADDITION TO OR SUBSTITUTE FOR AN IRA?
AFTER SOCIAL SECURITY COMES OUT OF YOUR PAY?
AND 3 MONTHS CASH IS BANKED OUT OF THE WAY?

$8.00 A DAY EQUALS $3000 TO INVEST THIS YEAR.
SO - A FROTHY, FATTENING CAPPUCCINO SNEER,
REPLACE A 6-PACK OF BUD LITE WITH GENERIC BEER,
DELAY THAT HAIRCUT A WEEK WITHOUT FEAR,
TO ANY PAYMENT PLAN, SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

HINT: K.I.S.S. SAY NO TO STARBUCKS; SAY YES TO BECOMING DADDY WARBUCKS.