TERROIST DENIERS

IS THERE ANY WAY TO RELATE RAVING, DELUSIONAL TERRORIST DENIERS TO SUCCESS DENIERS AT A COMMUNITY, FUND-RAISING GOLF EVENT? YOU BET. OVERWHELMED WITH PARANOIA, TERRORIST DENIERS SUCCUMB TO A CONSPIRACY THEORY TO ACCOUNT FOR EVERY TRAGIC EVENT. HATRED FOR OUR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, WHO TOOK US TO WAR, FILLS UP THE CORE OF THEIR PARANOIA. SIMILARLY, A DISTRUST OF THE ACCEPTANCE OF AN UNEQUIVOCAL WINNER CENTERS ITSELF IN A PARANOID REASONING THAT ALLOWS FOR THE OUTCOME OF A GOLF OUTING TO INCLUDE AWARDS FOR 1ST PRIZE, 2ND PRIZE AND LAST PRIZE. A BASELESS DENIAL OF SUPERIORITY AND EXCELLENCE ALLOWS FOR SUCH POLITICALLY CORRECT CATERING TO SELF-ESTEEM. DUAL FEARS OF HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS AND REJECTION INSURE THAT A GOLF TOURNAMENT'S LEGITIMACY AND SUCCESS REVOLVE AROUND THE FUNDS RAISED AND 'HAVING A GOOD TIME.' NO PRIZE FOR 2ND OR LAST PLACE WOULD BE NECESSARY IF WINNING WERE THE NAME OF THE GAME. NOWADAYS, HOWEVER, EVERYONE MUST BE A WINNER.

WOULD THAT WINNING THE BATTLE AGAINST ISLAMOFASCISTS WERE POSSIBLE WHEN DEALING WITH REAL LIFE TERRORIST DENIERS. THEY CANNOT SEE THAT TERRORISTS AVOW DEATH NOT ONLY AS THEIR FINAL REWARD BUT ALSO AS THE JUST DESSERT OF THEIR ENEMIES. SUCCESS DENIERS LIKE TERRORIST DENIERS ATTEMPT TO REMOVE PAIN FROM ANY EQUATION WHICH DEFINES GAIN ("NO PAIN, NO GAIN"). HOW BAD WILL AMERICANS FEEL WHEN THEY LOSE THE PRESENT FIGHT AGAINST PARANOID JIHADISTS RATHER THAN 18 HOLES ON THE LINKS? DEATHLY ILL.